*Sigh*
Dear Smallville,
We've been friends for some time now. In fact, I've been with you since day one. Week in and week out, I've stuck by your side. Even when my comic book friends berated you for your inaccuracies, I stood by your side. Even when you've pissed me off, I stayed there.
When Pete left, I stuck around. When Lana had her third stalker by the third episode, I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. When a someone claiming to be Lois Lane showed up, I was willing to let it slide.
When Jason Teague became Lana's boyfriend... well, I didn't complain because... you know, JENSEN! (Damn, I've crushed on him since Days, how could I NOT love that he was on Smallville?) But, when did horrible, pointless things to his character, I didn't stop watching.
When AQUAMAN showed up, I thought it was kind of cute. Cheesy, but cute.
When "the gang" graduated from high school, I thought...well, surely Lana will learn Clark's secret NOW and we can get over it. Surely! No? Hmm... Well, SOON! Yes? No.
I've put up with quite a bit from you, Smallville. I thought you had learned your lesson this year. I thought bringing on the Green Arrow and assembling the Justice League would make you realize that you have COMIC BOOK origins in which Superman is NOT an ass. Clark Kent is the ultimate nice guy!
I was wrong. Oh, was I ever wrong.
Good job on getting Lex and Lana married, that was nice (many thought you would chicken out, but you didn't). But the reveal of Clark's SECRET? Kind of a letdown...and was that really worth putting off for six seasons? But, why did you have to make Lana a martyr, yet again? I mean, I know Lex is the villain, but can't Lana marry him because she wants to (or at least because of the baby) and NOT because it's ALL ABOUT CLARK? That episode made me dislike Superman. In fact, it caused me to dislike everyone except for Lex (sad when you consider that Lex thought he killed a guy).
WtF?
And for the love of all this is good, WHY was there fog in the basement? Why?
I admit, the wedding was a big deal, so one can expect crazy things from that kind of episode, Smallville. I was willing to forgive you, like I always do. (I could make some lame battered girlfriend joke here, but I don't have the energy.)
You had me excited for this week. KANE was a special guest. KANE! My Favorite Wrestler, Kane*!!!
(*Kane was my favorite wrestler until he took his mask off. Now? Not so much. If a random person on the street were to ask, I'd say my favorite wrestler is The Rock...who doesn't actually wrestler anymore and hasn't for years. Kind of like how I haven't actually watched wrestling for years, and I really shouldn't be admitting to watching it all.)
I had high hopes, but the episode was just MEH. That's right. Meh. This, Smallville, makes me sad. I don't want our relationship to be like this! I don't want to end each Thursday with nothing but complaints about how much YOU SUCK. Please, get better. I know you can. "Justice" kicked three hundred different kinds of ass.
Don't make me hate you like SOME shows I know (*cough* Lost *cough*).
I'm just saying this because I'm your friend, and I care. :)
Love,
Me
Dear Smallville,
We've been friends for some time now. In fact, I've been with you since day one. Week in and week out, I've stuck by your side. Even when my comic book friends berated you for your inaccuracies, I stood by your side. Even when you've pissed me off, I stayed there.
When Pete left, I stuck around. When Lana had her third stalker by the third episode, I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. When a someone claiming to be Lois Lane showed up, I was willing to let it slide.
When Jason Teague became Lana's boyfriend... well, I didn't complain because... you know, JENSEN! (Damn, I've crushed on him since Days, how could I NOT love that he was on Smallville?) But, when did horrible, pointless things to his character, I didn't stop watching.
When AQUAMAN showed up, I thought it was kind of cute. Cheesy, but cute.
When "the gang" graduated from high school, I thought...well, surely Lana will learn Clark's secret NOW and we can get over it. Surely! No? Hmm... Well, SOON! Yes? No.
I've put up with quite a bit from you, Smallville. I thought you had learned your lesson this year. I thought bringing on the Green Arrow and assembling the Justice League would make you realize that you have COMIC BOOK origins in which Superman is NOT an ass. Clark Kent is the ultimate nice guy!
I was wrong. Oh, was I ever wrong.
Good job on getting Lex and Lana married, that was nice (many thought you would chicken out, but you didn't). But the reveal of Clark's SECRET? Kind of a letdown...and was that really worth putting off for six seasons? But, why did you have to make Lana a martyr, yet again? I mean, I know Lex is the villain, but can't Lana marry him because she wants to (or at least because of the baby) and NOT because it's ALL ABOUT CLARK? That episode made me dislike Superman. In fact, it caused me to dislike everyone except for Lex (sad when you consider that Lex thought he killed a guy).
WtF?
And for the love of all this is good, WHY was there fog in the basement? Why?
I admit, the wedding was a big deal, so one can expect crazy things from that kind of episode, Smallville. I was willing to forgive you, like I always do. (I could make some lame battered girlfriend joke here, but I don't have the energy.)
You had me excited for this week. KANE was a special guest. KANE! My Favorite Wrestler, Kane*!!!
(*Kane was my favorite wrestler until he took his mask off. Now? Not so much. If a random person on the street were to ask, I'd say my favorite wrestler is The Rock...who doesn't actually wrestler anymore and hasn't for years. Kind of like how I haven't actually watched wrestling for years, and I really shouldn't be admitting to watching it all.)
I had high hopes, but the episode was just MEH. That's right. Meh. This, Smallville, makes me sad. I don't want our relationship to be like this! I don't want to end each Thursday with nothing but complaints about how much YOU SUCK. Please, get better. I know you can. "Justice" kicked three hundred different kinds of ass.
Don't make me hate you like SOME shows I know (*cough* Lost *cough*).
I'm just saying this because I'm your friend, and I care. :)
Love,
Me
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